SATC

So, I moved into this place in the city centre of Sydney! BEST location ever! Expensive too.

I have 2 male flatmates, 4 female flatmates and 5 chickens living in this house!! YES, for real!!

Anyway, so on my first day of moving in, I had my tv on (yes, I have a tv in my bedroom) really loudly, while I was vacuuming. I also have Foxtel - Aussie digital receiver box (yes, I know, digital tv!...and I also have a dvd player...yes, I know!)

Sex And The City the Movie was on in the background while I was vacuuming amongst all the mess.

I finished vacuuming and went downstairs to the kitchen to get a cloth and multipurpose spray. I was there for 5-10 minutes cos I met another flatmate and did a wee chit chat.

I come back upstairs but before I even open my door, I hear the loudest sex noises EVER!!!

Yes, the stupid movie had this bloody loud sex scene!!!!

My window was wide open and it is on the ground level where I HEAR people when they walk past so OBVIOUSLY they can hear what goes on in my room!!!

I frantically look for the remote control to turn down the volume. I scrambled through the mess and turned the tv off!!!!

Felt so embarrassed...

People who may have heard will either think :-

1. I'm a sex fiend!
or
2. I watch porn at LOUD VOLUMES!

It would be okay if I was a true SATC fan at heart...cos you know, I will sacrifice myself for SATC any day...but I don't give a damn about Sarah Jessica Parker and her friends!!!!

And now, guess what? The guy who lives directly below my room has been chatting me up!!!!!!!! NOOOOOOOOOoooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!