Guys...

Being Asian, there's a natural instinct for me to stick with my own kind.

Although I'm in Australia - the land of blonde hair blue-eyed surfer dudes - I still hang with the Asian guys.

Now, correct me if I'm wrong, but there are 2 types of Asian males :-

1. "Cool" Asian guys - I say quotation marks cool because I personally do NOT think they are cool
2. "Uncool" Asian guys - I say quotation marks uncool because I personally do NOT think they are uncool

I'm gonna break them down further...work with me here...

Cool Asian guy
- Hair will be dyed / highlighted and very textured with gel and in the style of Japanese / Korean / Taiwanese boyband celeb style
- Drives some flashy sports car which they like to rev up LOUDLY and pump music and may have Japanese / Chinese characters on the car
- Wears flashy designer clothes
- Has the lastest mobile phone
- May have a diamond earring on one ear (if both ears, may be gay...ahem...)
- Usually has a girlfriend who doesn't feel the cold and wears minimal clothing at all times and carries a designer handbag

Uncool Asian guy
- Thick black-rimmed glasses and does not know how to dress
- Looks like they may have been bullied at school and didn't have a girlfriend at school
- Gives the impression that they may have brains
- There are 3 types here :-

1. The Geek - up to date with the latest technology and loves computer gaming
2. The Nerd - find them in the library salivating over books
3. The Dork - speaks in a squeaky un-manly voice and comes out with dork-tastic sayings


And of course, some Asian guys don't fall into any of these categories because basically, they are Non-Asian guys wannabes wishing they were Westerners...this is outwith my understanding as I don't hang around them. As a general rule of thumb, I think these are the guys who are the sole Asian guy amongst non-Asian guys. Shortest out of the pack, will try and out-cuss them, will have the beaming red face in the Pub, but will continue drinking to compete with his Western brethen and fails miserably in getting girls at nightclubs, while his other Western bro's score.

In conclusion : I have guy(s) in my brain - argh!! shoot me now!!!! Which category suits me the best? Guess guess...