Saturday 5 December 2009

I Need Botox

I am qualified to do Botox on people.
(It makes sense - dentist - needles)
FYI, my first patient was male!

Botox paralyses the muscles which give you wrinkles - forehead, frown line and lines around the eyes.

Anyway, it is no secret that I get Botox-ed. Hey, if I am going to sell it, then I should have it done.

The annoying thing is - once you start this Botox business, you have to maintain it.

I got a dose of Botox before I left the UK in July and less than 6 months later, this has now worn off completely!

I hate seeing those lines when I smile...ARGH!!!

No anti-ageing lotions or potions produce the same effect - I know because I splurge out on all these magic potions and none of them work!

Yesterday, two of my Aussies friends commented that I don't look like my "usual glam self" - it's only because the Botox has worn off and I have that wrinkly raisin forehead. My forehead is alive once again!!!

OH NOOOooooooo!!!!

But it's okay...my boyfriend still thinks I am attractive...oh wait, did I just spill the beans?

*happy grin*